My Latest Inventions!

I have invented "smoking gloves" for cold weather. They are flame proof and you can hold a cigarette in them without it burning the fabric AND they have those warmers in them like hunting gloves! AND on the back of the glove is a place to hold your lighter!! NO WAIT! There is a built in lighter!!! AND a cigarette dispenser!!! AND you can shoot pepper spray out of your finger tips in case someone tries to rob you while you are outside smoking!!! They are AWESOME!!!

Next week's invention…. toilet paper with Chinese throwing stars for public restrooms.