George Bush and Dog The Bounty Hunter

Everyone is making reality shows now. Here's my version of a reality show I would like to see...

George Bush is voluntarily smuggled in a truck across the border into Mexico to hide from the Democrats. The Dixie Chicks try to get in the truck until they see George Bush leaving America. Along with him are other rich Americans who are evading taxes, or hiding for white collar crimes. Willie Nelson is there because the IRS is still watching him. Donald Trump is in the truck because he wants to buy Tijuana to turn it into the “Trump Tijuana Plaza”. Dick Cheney wanders by in the background dressed in camouflage carrying a hunting rifle. President Fox, of Mexico, is there to greet the newcomers as they exit the truck. All of a sudden, Dog the Bounty Hunter shows up to take Bush back to America because the Democrats and Republicans agreed to bring Bush back. The Democrats because they want him tried for war crimes and the Republicans because they cannot find Dick Cheney and no one wants Nancy Pelosi to be president. The scene ends with Dog the Bounty Hunter hauling Bush back to America in a pickup truck with a bumper sticker that says “America – The border works both ways”.

Now that's good television!