Observations

My shoes are too tight. I think I should have worn another pair today.

The phone is driving me crazy. A few minutes ago it rang and instead of my usual customary greeting, I said "Hell"... the chick on the other end didn't miss a beat and launched into her complaint about the copier. Do people listen to me?

I'm thinking of taking all the paper on my desk to the forest and setting it free. Why should we all suffer?